Happiness

There is very little happiness that is attained by a person who is NOT living with Aarthi.

At this moment in time, I am listen to Aarthi watch Night of the Living Dead for a horror movie class and shouting at how stupid people are and how zombies are the least threatening of horror movie creatures.

Now, if it were a vampire or a werewolf, it would be a different story... Unless it were a Twilight vampire. Then it would just be the vampire stalking someone because their blood smells like "strawberries and unicorns and sugar and spice and all the nice things in the world!" and deciding they want to marry a mortal. Then they would say, "Oh my god! Marry me and have my devil spawn child!" Yes, that is Aarthi's interpretation of life.

And each woman in these movies cannot talk. "I need your explicit permission, sir." "She's so dumb! She's so dumb! I hope she dies... because she's so dumb!!"

I love Aarthi!!!

And you know you're jealous!


*All ideas are property of Aarthi, and all quotes were taken directly out of Aarthi's mouth